hello-lesbians:

I was straight once, turns out it was a phase

orangewave:

when you go over your legs shaving like 5 times in the shower but when you get out and dry off it’s like

Anonymous sent:

Would you be offended if I said I wanted to eat cake off your ass

hello2246164345-deact:

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

pregers:

when u find out you have more followers than somebody u thought had alot more than you do

jessie-beth:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

Pansexual:

Asexual:

You are now informed.

Actually, this really clears it up for me.